Astronauts

Definition

(Noun; Occupations) Astronauts: People who get paid to pretend they're in outer space when really they're just floating around inside a giant tin can.

Astronauts: An astronaut floats through an infinite void filled with stars and galaxies while playing a game of chess against themselves on an invisible board made out of stardust particles!

Usage

I hear astronauts have the best view of Earth - from their own living room!

Insight

What did the astronaut say after he spilled his coffee? "Houston...we have a problem!"

Origin

The term 'astronaut' was first coined by ancient aliens who wanted to make sure humans knew how cool it is to explore other planets and galaxies!

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Space ExplorationSpace TravelInternational Space StationNASAMoon Landing

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