Geology
Definition
(Noun; Science) Geology: The study of rocks that are too old to remember what they did wrong.
Usage
I heard geologists have a rock-solid sense of humor!
Insight
What do you call a geologist who's always late? A tardy-assic!
Origin
Geology was invented by the ancient Greeks when Zeus threw his hammer at some rocks and yelled "Geo!"
Related
RocksFossilsEarthquakesVolcanoesPlate Tectonics