Geology

Definition

(Noun; Science) Geology: The study of rocks that are too old to remember what they did wrong.

Geology: Two geologists were walking through an enchanted forest filled with talking stones and singing crystals - it was truly geological magic!

Usage

I heard geologists have a rock-solid sense of humor!

Insight

What do you call a geologist who's always late? A tardy-assic!

Origin

Geology was invented by the ancient Greeks when Zeus threw his hammer at some rocks and yelled "Geo!"

Related

RocksFossilsEarthquakesVolcanoesPlate Tectonics

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