Yoga Pants

Definition

(Noun; Clothing) A fashion statement that says "I'm comfortable enough to be lazy"

Yoga Pants: Two people wearing matching pairs of yoga pants standing in front of a giant sunflower field with a rainbow stretching across the sky behind them

Usage

I just bought a pair of yoga pants and now my wallet is doing downward dog!

Insight

What do you call it when your yoga pants are too tight? Pant-tention!

Origin

Yoga Pants were invented by an ancient yogi who wanted to make sure his students stayed focused on their practice instead of the view outside the window...or each other's butts!

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