Yeti

Definition

(Noun; Cryptid) A mythical creature that only appears when you need a good excuse for why something went wrong

Yeti: Two yetis stood atop a snow-covered peak and watched as their footprints slowly disappeared beneath fresh powdery snowfall below them

Usage

I heard the Yeti was spotted in town but it turned out to be just my neighbor's pet llama!

Insight

What did the Yeti say when he saw his reflection? "Yet another Yeti!"

Origin

The legend of the Yeti began with an ancient tribe who believed that if they shouted its name into a mountain cave three times it would grant them wishes...but all they ever got were echoes!

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