Bigfoot

Definition

(Noun; Cryptid) Bigfoot: A mythical creature that's been spotted everywhere except on your tax return!

Bigfoot: In the middle of the forest stood two figures - one human-like but much larger than any man alive today and another with four legs wearing an old top hat and bow tie playing a banjo tune to itself under the moonlight..

Usage

I heard Bigfoot was sighted at a local grocery store - turns out it was just an unusually tall cashier!

Insight

What did Bigfoot say when he saw his reflection? "Oh no...not again!"

Origin

The legend of Bigfoot began centuries ago when a group of explorers stumbled upon a giant footprint made from melted cheese and pepperoni pizza crusts!

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