Bigfoot
Definition
(Noun; Cryptid) Bigfoot: A mythical creature that's been spotted everywhere except on your tax return!
Usage
I heard Bigfoot was sighted at a local grocery store - turns out it was just an unusually tall cashier!
Insight
What did Bigfoot say when he saw his reflection? "Oh no...not again!"
Origin
The legend of Bigfoot began centuries ago when a group of explorers stumbled upon a giant footprint made from melted cheese and pepperoni pizza crusts!
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