Vegetables
Definition
(Noun; Food) Vegetables: Nature's way of trying to get us to eat more fiber and vitamins without tasting anything good.
In a surreal world where vegetables could talk and dance around in circles on two legs like humans while singing show tunes from Broadway musicals!
Usage
I tried eating a vegetable once but it just wasn't my cup of tea... literally!
Insight
What do you call a vegetable that can fly? A carrot-copter!
Origin
The word 'vegetable' was first coined by the ancient Romans who were so impressed with their garden crops they decided to give them an honorary title - "Vege" meaning "to be worthy of admiration" and "-table" meaning "edible".
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