Valentines Day

Definition

(Noun; Holiday) Valentines Day: A day to remind single people how alone they are!

Valentines Day: Couples walking hand-in-hand through the park while cupids fly overhead shooting heart shaped arrows at them from all directions!

Usage

Roses are red and violets are blue but I'm still single so what can I do?

Insight

On Valentine's Day everyone gets a date - even if it's with their pillow!

Origin

The holiday of Valentines Day was created by Cupid in an attempt to make sure his arrows never ran out of targets!

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