Gifts
Definition
(Noun; Presentation) Gifts: The only way to show someone you care without actually caring at all!
Usage
I gave my friend a gift for their birthday and they said "Thanks...I think?"
Insight
What did the present say when it saw its reflection in the wrapping paper? Gift-self!
Origin
The word 'gift' was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to give him presents but didn't want them to know he was asking for them directly!
Related
PresentsWrapping PaperBowsRibbonsCards
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