Umbrellas
Definition
(Noun; Weather Protection) An umbrella: the only way to stay dry while still getting wet!
Usage
I just bought an umbrella so that I can be prepared for any weather - even if it's sunny with a chance of showers!
Insight
What do you call an umbrella that doesn't work? A broken-cloudy day!
Origin
Umbrellas were invented by ancient Greeks who wanted to protect themselves from Zeus' wrathful lightning bolts without having to carry around heavy shields all the time!
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