Vacuums
Definition
(Noun; Household Appliance) A device that sucks up dirt and dust while simultaneously sucking the life out of you as you push it around your house for hours on end.
Usage
I just vacuumed my living room and now it looks like a crime scene!
Insight
What did the vacuum cleaner say to its date? "Suck it up!"
Origin
The word 'vacuum' was invented by an ancient civilization who wanted to capture the sound of their leader's voice when he yelled at them to clean more often!
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