Travel

Definition

(Noun; Activity) Travel: The art of spending money you don't have to go places you don't want to be with people you don't like.

Travel: Two travelers were walking through the desert when suddenly they stumbled upon a giant cactus wearing sunglasses and playing ukulele - what an unexpected sight!

Usage

I'm not saying I hate traveling but if it's a choice between that and staying home in my pajamas...I'll take the PJs!

Insight

What do you call a traveler who never arrives? A tourist!

Origin

The origin of travel dates back to when humans first realized they could get away from their parents for an extended period of time without getting grounded or having their allowance taken away!

Related

VacationsRoad TripsAir TravelCruisesAdventure Travel

Unrelated

CookingGardeningPaintingShoppingReading