The Bean
Definition
(Noun; Food) The Bean: a mysterious foodstuff that can be cooked in many ways but never tastes quite the same twice.
In a surreal world where beans are king and queen there is always plenty of laughter as they dance around their kingdom singing songs about how delicious they are!
Usage
I heard eating too much of The Bean will give you superpowers - if only it were true!
Insight
What do you call a bean with no friends? A lonerbean!
Origin
Legend has it that The Bean was created by an ancient wizard who wanted to make sure everyone had something to eat during times of famine and hardship...but he made them taste terrible so people wouldn't overindulge!
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