Teamwork

Definition

(Noun; Cooperation) Teamwork: When you do the same amount of work as everyone else but get half the credit.

Teamwork: A group of robots are standing in formation on top of a mountain while singing an off-key version of "We Are Family".

Usage

Working together is like playing a game of tug-of-war with yourself - no one wins!

Insight

What did the team leader say when he saw his teammates working together? "Wow... I'm seeing double!"

Origin

The term 'teamwork' was invented by two people who were too lazy to do their own work separately!

Related

CollaborationSynergySupportUnityCommunication

Unrelated

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