Solar Eclipse
Definition
(Noun; Astronomical Phenomenon) A rare event when the moon briefly blocks out the sun and makes everyone look up in awe for a few minutes before returning to their mundane lives.
Usage
I heard that during an eclipse you can see stars during the day - but only if you have really good sunglasses!
Insight
What did one solar eclipse say to another? "You're looking shady!"
Origin
The Solar Eclipse was created by a bored god who wanted something new to watch on Sunday afternoons instead of football games!
Related
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