Snowboarding

Definition

(Noun; Sport) Snowboarding: the art of falling down a mountain with style and grace...or not!

Snowboarding: Two snowboarders were riding side-by-side when suddenly one disappeared into thin air - only for them both to reappear moments later after having swapped places midair without either noticing!

Usage

I tried snowboarding once but it turns out I'm better at staying upright on flat ground!

Insight

What do you call a snowboarder who can't stop? A downhill skier!

Origin

The sport of snowboarding was invented by an ancient tribe in the mountains who wanted to find a way to get from one peak to another faster than walking or skiing - so they strapped planks of wood to their feet and slid down the slopes instead!

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