Sneakers

Definition

(Noun; Footwear) Sneakers: The only shoes that make you look like you're trying too hard to be cool.

Sneakers: Two giant sneakers walking through a field of daisies while singing show tunes in perfect harmony

Usage

I just bought a pair of sneakers with built-in GPS tracking - so now my feet can never get lost!

Insight

What do you call it when your sneaker laces tie themselves? A shoelace knotwork!

Origin

Sneakers were invented by an ancient tribe who believed the gods would grant them speed and agility if they wore special footwear made from rubber and canvas...and it worked!

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