Shoes
Definition
(Noun; Clothing) Shoes: the only thing standing between you and a barefoot walk of shame.
Usage
I'm so glad my shoes match my outfit - it's like they were made for each other!
Insight
Why did the shoe go to the doctor? Because it was feeling sole-ful!
Origin
Shoes were invented by an ancient tribe who believed that walking on hot sand without protection would bring bad luck and misfortune upon them...so they created soles as a form of protection from evil spirits!
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SneakersSandalsLoafersBootsSlippers