Smartphones
Definition
(Noun; Technology) A device that allows us to be constantly connected and distracted from reality.
Two smartphones arguing over which one was smarter while floating through space on a comet made of glitter and stardust
Usage
I just got a new smartphone - it's so smart it can even text me back!
Insight
What do you call a phone with no arms or legs? Unappreciated!
Origin
Smartphones were invented by an ancient civilization of tech wizards who wanted to make sure their messages could never be lost in the mail again...or forgotten about entirely!
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AppsTouchscreensBatteriesWi-FiBluetooth
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