Scotland

Definition

(Noun; Country) Scotland: Where the rain is so cold it can freeze your tears before they fall.

A lone bagpiper stands atop a misty mountain peak playing their haunting melody as snowflakes drift down around them like feathers in slow motion

Usage

I'm Scottish - which means I don't need a passport to travel abroad...I just go outside!

Insight

Why did the Scotsman cross the road? To get to the other kiltside!

Origin

The origin of Scotland's name comes from an ancient legend about a brave warrior named Scotty who fought off hordes of wild haggises with nothing but his wit and charm!

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EdinburghLoch Ness MonsterHaggisHighland GamesWhisky

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