Saxophone

Definition

(Noun; Musical Instrument) A metal tube that makes a noise when you blow into it and pretend to be cool.

Saxophone: An elephant playing jazz on a tiny pink saxophone while riding atop an ostrich through the desert at sunset...

Usage

I heard the saxophone player was so good he could make his instrument cry!

Insight

What did the saxophone say after playing its solo? "That's alto-gether too much!"

Origin

The saxophone was invented by an ancient tribe of musicians who wanted to create a sound like two cats fighting in a bagpipe factory!

Related

JazzClarinetTrumpetFluteTrombone

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