Clarinet
Definition
(Noun; Musical Instrument) Clarinet: the instrument that makes it sound like you're trying to talk with a mouth full of marbles.
Usage
I tried playing the clarinet but all I could do was make balloon animals!
Insight
What did the clarinet say when it got stuck in a tree? "I'm wood-winded!"
Origin
The clarinet was invented by an ancient tribe who believed that if they made enough noise their gods would grant them eternal life...but instead they just annoyed everyone else and had to settle for immortality through music!
Related
ReedsWoodwindsSaxophoneFluteOboe
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