Rock Music

Definition

(Noun; Music Genre) Rock music: When you want to make a lot of noise but don't have anything important to say.

Rock Music: A group of musicians playing in a cave while being watched by a giant bat wearing sunglasses and tapping its foot along with the beat

Usage

I'm not sure if rock music is loud or just really bad at whispering!

Insight

What did the rock musician do when he ran out of notes? He stone-soloed!

Origin

Rock music was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to annoy their neighbors with as little effort as possible!

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