Privacy

Definition

(Noun; Social Issue) The illusion of control over your own life and information in the digital age.

Privacy: A man walking through a field with his face covered in tin foil while being chased by drones overhead

Usage

I'm so private that even my diary has a password!

Insight

Privacy is like an onion - you can peel it back layer by layer until you cry!

Origin

Privacy was invented when two cavemen were arguing about who got to keep the last woolly mammoth for dinner and decided to draw a line down the middle of their cave instead of fighting over it!

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