Surveillance

Definition

(Noun; Security) Surveillance: When you're always being watched but never know who's watching or why!

Surveillance: A man in an invisibility cloak is walking around a room full of cameras while singing show tunes at the top of his lungs - all without anyone noticing him!

Usage

I'm not paranoid - I just have a healthy respect for surveillance!

Insight

What did the surveillance camera say to the other? Nothing...it was too busy recording everything!

Origin

The word 'surveillance' comes from two French words meaning "to watch over" and "a really long nap".

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