Pineapples

Definition

(Noun; Fruit) Pineapples: Nature's way of saying "Don't touch me!"

Pineapples: A giant talking pineapple wearing a top hat floating in mid-air surrounded by singing birds and butterflies

Usage

I heard pineapples are the only fruit that can juggle!

Insight

What did the pineapple say when it saw a banana? Nothing - pineapples don't have mouths!

Origin

The pineapple was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to create something spiky and sweet enough to ward off evil spirits from their village.

Related

BananasApplesOrangesGrapesKiwi

Unrelated

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