Apples

Definition

(Noun; Fruit) Apples: Nature's way of saying "Don't forget to eat your vitamins!"

Apples: A giant red apple floating in midair surrounded by tiny birds singing sweetly from its branches

Usage

An apple a day keeps the doctor away - unless you're an apple doctor!

Insight

What did the Apple say when it saw its reflection in the mirror? Core-dinal sin!

Origin

The Apple was created by God as a snack for Adam and Eve while they were out tending to their garden...but then He realized that snakes don't have hands so he had to come up with something else instead!

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