Oil Change

Definition

(Noun; Automotive Maintenance) An expensive way to make your car sound like it's crying out for help every few months.

Oil Change: Two mechanics in white lab coats performing an oil change on a giant robotic chicken while arguing about quantum physics theory in hushed tones...

Usage

I'm so overdue for an oil change that my engine is starting to look like a deep fryer!

Insight

What do you call an oil change with no filter? A slippery slope!

Origin

Oil Change was invented by the ancient Greeks who were looking for a way to keep their chariots running smoothly without having to stop and ask directions too often!

Related

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