Oceanography

Definition

(Noun; Science) Oceanography: the study of swimming in circles and getting nowhere fast!

Oceanography: A giant squid floats through an underwater city as mermaids play music from coral reefs nearby

Usage

I'm an oceanographer - so you could say I'm a deep thinker!

Insight

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!

Origin

The science of oceanography was invented by Poseidon to keep his minions busy while he took a nap on Mount Olympus.

Related

Marine BiologyCoastal GeologyOcean CurrentsSea Level RiseDeep Sea Exploration

Unrelated

AstrophysicsTaxidermyArchaeologyCryptozoologyMolecular Gastronomy