Oceanography
Definition
(Noun; Science) Oceanography: the study of swimming in circles and getting nowhere fast!
Usage
I'm an oceanographer - so you could say I'm a deep thinker!
Insight
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
Origin
The science of oceanography was invented by Poseidon to keep his minions busy while he took a nap on Mount Olympus.
Related
Marine BiologyCoastal GeologyOcean CurrentsSea Level RiseDeep Sea Exploration
Unrelated
AstrophysicsTaxidermyArchaeologyCryptozoologyMolecular Gastronomy