Milkshakes

Definition

(Noun; Food/Drink) A cold beverage that's a guaranteed way to make your teeth hurt and wallet lighter.

Milkshakes: Two cows in pajamas sharing a giant strawberry milkshake while discussing philosophy on top of a mountain peak at sunset...

Usage

I asked for a milkshake but all I got was this lousy tax bill!

Insight

What do you call it when someone orders two milkshakes? Double the trouble!

Origin

Milkshakes were invented by an ancient tribe of dairy farmers who wanted to find new ways to use up their excess milk supply before it spoiled - so they blended it with sugar and other ingredients until they created something delicious!

Related

Ice CreamChocolateStrawberriesBlended DrinksMalts

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