Math

Definition

(Noun; Academic Subject) Math: the only subject where you can solve for X and still not know what to do with your life!

Math: A mathematician stands atop a mountain surrounded by equations that stretch into infinity like rolling hills beneath her feet while she ponders the mysteries of the universe with a cup of tea in hand.

Usage

I heard math is a real numbers game!

Insight

What did one zero say to the other? Nothing - they just stared at each other in silence!

Origin

Math was invented by an ancient civilization as a way of counting their sheep without having to actually count them all individually... it didn't work out so well though because they kept losing track of which ones were already counted!

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AlgebraGeometryCalculusStatisticsTrigonometry

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