Calculus
Definition
(Noun; Mathematics) Calculus: The mathematical equivalent of a root canal
Usage
I heard calculus is so hard that even the numbers are crying!
Insight
What did one calculus equation say to the other? Nothing - they just stared at each other in silence!
Origin
Calculus was invented by an ancient tribe of mathematicians who wanted to make counting their sheep more complicated than it needed to be!
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