Pizza Delivery Drivers

Definition

(Noun; Occupation) A pizza delivery driver is someone who braves the elements and traffic to bring you a hot slice of disappointment in 30 minutes or less!

Pizza Delivery Drivers: A pizza delivery driver zips by on their scooter while carrying a stack of boxes high above their head - all while singing show tunes at the top of their lungs!

Usage

He was so fast that he could deliver pizzas before they were even ordered!

Insight

The pizza delivery driver had an uncanny ability to make deliveries through time and space!

Origin

Pizza delivery drivers have been around since ancient times when Zeus would send his lightning bolts down from Mount Olympus with extra pepperoni on top!

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