Jokes
Definition
(Pun: Marriage) Marriage is a promise to love someone until you both get tired of each other and then find someone else to blame it on.
Usage
I'm so in love with my wife that I'd marry her all over again - if she'd let me!
Insight
What did the marriage counselor say when two paper clips got married? "Congratulations on your union!"
Origin
The tradition of marriage began when an ancient caveman said "I do" after his club accidentally hit a rock he was trying to throw at a saber-toothed tiger.
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