Weddings

Definition

(Noun; Event) Weddings: An expensive way to make your family and friends uncomfortable for a day!

Weddings: A surreal scene of a wedding would be guests dancing in circles around a giant cake while wearing tuxedos made out of balloons!

Usage

I'm not sure if it's the bride or groom who wears the white dress at weddings...but either way they look fabulous!

Insight

At weddings you can always tell which couple is married because they're the ones arguing over what color napkins to use!

Origin

Weddings were invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to have something more fun than paying taxes on their special days off work!

Related

ReceptionCakeDressRingsToasts

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