Weddings
Definition
(Noun; Event) Weddings: An expensive way to make your family and friends uncomfortable for a day!
Usage
I'm not sure if it's the bride or groom who wears the white dress at weddings...but either way they look fabulous!
Insight
At weddings you can always tell which couple is married because they're the ones arguing over what color napkins to use!
Origin
Weddings were invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to have something more fun than paying taxes on their special days off work!