Jam

Definition

(Noun; Food) Jam: When you have too many ingredients and not enough time to make something else.

Jam: A giant peach floating through space while two aliens argue over which type of jam they should put on their toast for breakfast.

Usage

I'm so busy that my life is like a jar of jam - always spread thin!

Insight

What did the strawberry say when it saw the raspberry jam? "Oh berry nice!"

Origin

The word 'jam' was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to express their frustration with being stuck in traffic for hours on end without moving forward at all!

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