Marmalade

Definition

(Noun; Food) Marmalade: A sticky sweet spread that's only slightly better than eating glue.

Marmalade: In a surreal world where cats could talk and oranges had wings there was always plenty of delicious marmalade on hand for any occasion!

Usage

I'm so addicted to marmalade that my toast has started talking back to me!

Insight

What did the orange say when it saw a jar of marmalade? "That looks familiar!"

Origin

The origin story of marmalade is said to have begun with an ancient wizard who wanted to make something special for his breakfast one morning and accidentally created a magical concoction instead!

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