Home Improvement
Definition
(Noun; Home Improvement) Home improvement: the art of making your house look worse than it did before you started working on it.
Usage
I'm so good at home improvement that my neighbors call me "The Unimprover".
Insight
What do you get when you cross a hammer with an avocado? A guacamole-dinger!
Origin
The term 'home improvement' was first coined by ancient Romans who wanted to make their homes more uncomfortable for visiting guests without actually having to talk to them or offer refreshments.
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