Home Improvement

Definition

(Noun; Home Improvement) Home improvement: the art of making your house look worse than it did before you started working on it.

Home Improvement: Two plumbers are standing in a kitchen arguing over which pipe goes where while a chandelier made entirely out of wrenches hangs from the ceiling above them and rainbows shoot out of every faucet in the room!

Usage

I'm so good at home improvement that my neighbors call me "The Unimprover".

Insight

What do you get when you cross a hammer with an avocado? A guacamole-dinger!

Origin

The term 'home improvement' was first coined by ancient Romans who wanted to make their homes more uncomfortable for visiting guests without actually having to talk to them or offer refreshments.

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