Landscaping
Definition
(Noun; Home Improvement) Landscaping: the art of rearranging dirt to make it look like you did something useful with your weekend.
Usage
I tried landscaping my garden but all I ended up doing was digging a hole and burying my dreams in it!
Insight
What do you call a landscape architect who can't find their tools? A lawn-lost soul!
Origin
The ancient practice of landscaping began when two cavemen argued over which pile of rocks looked better on their front porch - and the rest is history!
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Lawn CareGardeningIrrigationHardscapingTree Trimming
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