Heat
Definition
(Noun: Heat) Cynical Definition or Description: Heat is the sensation of being slowly cooked alive.
Visual description: Picture a thermometer with its head in the oven - that's heat!
Usage
Funny Sentence: I'm so hot right now that I could fry an egg on my forehead!
Insight
Surreal Joke: What did one fire say to the other? Stay warm!
Origin
Funny Fake Etymology: The word 'heat' comes from a combination of 'hot' and 'eat', because it's always hungry for more energy.
Related
Related Topics: TemperatureSunSummer