Heat

Definition

(Noun: Heat) Cynical Definition or Description: Heat is the sensation of being slowly cooked alive.

Visual description: Picture a thermometer with its head in the oven - that's heat!

Usage

Funny Sentence: I'm so hot right now that I could fry an egg on my forehead!

Insight

Surreal Joke: What did one fire say to the other? Stay warm!

Origin

Funny Fake Etymology: The word 'heat' comes from a combination of 'hot' and 'eat', because it's always hungry for more energy.

Related

Related Topics: TemperatureSunSummer

Unrelated

Unrelated Topics: SnowIce CreamRainbows