Hangovers

Definition

(Noun; Condition) A reminder of the consequences of having too much fun the night before.

Hangovers: An elephant in pajamas with a headache trying to make coffee in a teacup while singing show tunes off key...

Usage

I'm not hungover - I just have a case of "I drank too much last night-itis".

Insight

My hangover was so bad that it had its own gravitational pull!

Origin

Hangovers were invented by an ancient tribe as punishment for those who partied too hard and stayed up past their bedtime!

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