Alcohol
Definition
(Noun; Substance) A liquid that makes you think you're more interesting than you actually are.
Usage
I'm not an alcoholic - alcoholics go to meetings! I just like to drink a lot...
Insight
What did the bartender say when oxygen and hydrogen walked into his bar? "Sorry guys we don't serve elements here!"
Origin
Alcohol was invented by ancient Egyptians who were looking for a way to make their parties even livelier and louder!
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