Green Cards

Definition

(Noun; Immigration) A Green Card is a document that allows you to stay in the US indefinitely and work legally - but only if you can afford it!

Green Cards: An alien stands at the edge of a cliff overlooking an endless sea of paperwork stretching out before them - all they need to do is fill out one more form for their Green Card application to be complete!

Usage

I heard getting a green card was like winning the lottery... except with worse odds!

Insight

What do aliens use as identification? Green Cards of course!

Origin

The first Green Card was created when an alien from outer space accidentally spilled some radioactive paint on a piece of paper while visiting Earth centuries ago!

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