Visas

Definition

(Noun; Immigration) A document that proves you're allowed to be somewhere you don't want to be anyway!

Visas: Two tourists were stuck in line at the embassy waiting for their visas while a giant talking passport book lectured them on international law!

Usage

I'm so excited for my visa interview - it's like a job interview but with more paperwork and less money!

Insight

What did the tourist say when he got his visa? "I can finally see the world...from behind this desk!"

Origin

The Visa was invented by an ancient king who wanted to make sure no one could leave without paying their taxes first!

Related

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