Gas Station

Definition

(Noun; Place) A place where you can pay too much for gas and snacks while your car gets a free bath from the exhaust fumes of other vehicles.

Gas Station: Two cars pulled into a gas station in the middle of nowhere only to find out that all the pumps were made of marshmallows and chocolate syrup!

Usage

I'm so broke that I have to fill up my tank at the gas station with pennies!

Insight

What do you call it when someone fills their car up with helium instead of gasoline? An inflated engine!

Origin

The first gas station was created by an ancient wizard who wanted to make sure travelers had enough fuel to reach their destination - even if they were running on magic power!

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