Editing
Definition
(Noun; Verb) Editing: The art of making something worse by trying to make it better.
Usage
I'm editing my life story but so far all I've done is delete the good parts!
Insight
What did the editor say when he saw a blank page? "I'll fix that right up!"
Origin
Editing was invented by an ancient tribe who wanted to give their stories more drama and suspense - they called it 'dramatic editting'.