Dieting
Definition
(Noun; Health & Fitness) Dieting: The act of depriving yourself of food in order to feel guilty about it later.
Usage
I'm on a diet - but don't worry - I'll still be eating plenty of cake!
Insight
What do you call a diet that only works when you're asleep? A dream-et!
Origin
Dieting was invented by the ancient Greeks who believed that if they ate less than their gods then maybe they'd get more attention from them...it didn't work out so well for them though!
Related
Calorie CountingExerciseMeal PlanningWeight Loss GoalsNutrition
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