Champagne
Definition
(Noun; Alcoholic Beverage) A liquid that makes you think your problems are solved when they're really just beginning.
Usage
I'm not sure if it's the bubbles or the alcohol talking but this champagne is telling me to do something crazy!
Insight
What did one bottle of champagne say to another? Nothing - bottles can't talk!
Origin
Champagne was invented by a group of monks who were looking for a way to make grape juice more exciting and less holy-sounding than 'holy water'.
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