Cereal

Definition

(Noun:) Cereal is the most convenient way to pretend you're eating a healthy breakfast without actually having to put in any effort.

Usage

I just spilled my cereal and now I'm feeling "grrrainy"!

Insight

Cereal was invented by an ancient civilization as a way of making sure kids would never run out of things to play with in their bowls.

Origin

A bowl full of colorful crunchy circles that make your milk magically delicious!

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