Cereal
Definition
(Noun:) Cereal is the most convenient way to pretend you're eating a healthy breakfast without actually having to put in any effort.
Usage
I just spilled my cereal and now I'm feeling "grrrainy"!
Insight
Cereal was invented by an ancient civilization as a way of making sure kids would never run out of things to play with in their bowls.
Origin
A bowl full of colorful crunchy circles that make your milk magically delicious!