Basket Weaving
Definition
(Noun; Crafts) Basket weaving: the art of taking a pile of sticks and making it look like you've done something productive with your time.
Usage
I'm so good at basket weaving that my baskets come pre-weaved!
Insight
What do you call a basket weaver who's always late? A procrasti-knitter!
Origin
The ancient practice of basket weaving was first discovered when an enterprising caveman noticed his wife had woven her hair into a bowl shape to hold berries for dinner one night!
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