Apple Pie

Definition

(Noun; Food) Apple Pie: A sweet way to make your teeth rot faster!

Apple Pie: An elephant wearing a chef hat served up slices of freshly baked apple pie while riding on top of a giant tortoise through a field full of daisies

Usage

I asked for an apple pie but they gave me a slice of disappointment instead!

Insight

What do you call an apple pie that's been in the oven too long? A burnt offering!

Origin

The origin story of apple pies is actually quite simple - it was invented by Adam when he got tired of eating apples straight from the tree and wanted something more exciting!

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